uncletomscabbage:

me: (downloads song)

me: (skips past it every time it comes on)

me: (refuses to delete it)

(Bron: boogerdownbronx)

Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75
Benjamin Franklin  (via liqiud)

(Bron: bkoo)

what do you mean you don’t know your wifi password?
me to someone who doesn’t know their wifi password (via zackisontumblr)

alwaysdownandout:

The season of leg shaving is upon us.

foodtrucker:

i’m like an iphone i just lose energy without doing anything

(Bron: foodtrucker)