ohhheybeautiful:

commanderabutt:

american sex education

Oh my god

(Bron: tykittaa)


vinebox:

The disappointment in his face.

(Bron: vinebox)


ruinedchildhood:

arianacopyingmariah:

OMFG ARI..

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lllllllllllllletswrite:

i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created an underground drug distributing system

expllcit:

countsassula:

i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

it’s in words

connorkawaii:

Do you ever get friendlust. Like. You just see someone and you’re like. Man. I have such a friendcrush on you. I wanna be your friend so bad. I wanna be more than a friend. I wanna be a BEST friend you hear me. You’re so cool. I admire you a lot and you’re so funny. Please be my bffl. I will treat you right. Let me be ur drake-friend. No other friend will treat you like I would

classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

jewishsanta:

when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper

rnikan:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

(Bron: soulgems)